Would YOU let this guy play in the NFL?

Wow, episode 20! Wow! To celebrate the big two-oh, the cast reads the usual news stories to open the show then has a little fun in the second half. To start, we discuss John Kerry's recent reveal that Israel PM Netanyahu has pressured every U.S. President since 1992 to attack Iran. Trump was the only one dumb enough to fall for it. Janet Mills has recently made community college in Maine free, and now enshrined that permanently into the state's Constitution. And RFK Jr has started his own government produced podcast to tell people not to trust the government. One of the least weird things that guy has done. 
Then, to try an maintain the cast's famously short attention spans after hours of recording, we bust out a game of hypotheticals! Would you let a super intelligent gorilla play in the NFL? How much cash would you give a wizard who claims they can make you more attractive? If there was a VCR which recorded your nightly dreams, would you watch it if there was a caveat saying you can only watch with your friends and family in attendance? Find out the boys' answers to these and other very important questions while you play along and come up with your own answers!
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The Dream VCR... probably

TIMESTAMPS
2:45 Trump, the only president dumb enough to attack Iran
5:05 Janet Mills makes community college free in Maine forever
10:28 RFK starts a dumb State-run podcast
13:29 The game of hypotheticals begins!

TIMESTAMPS PART 2

are not necessary because the entire second half is hypotheticals and we don't want to give away any spoilers  :)

Hypothetically speaking, would you give us five stars? Now is your chance to find out!